if he is, i saw him first!
i'm bored now, so i just cut my pants in half.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:27,
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I'm a little worried about your current wackiness
I think you have been infected by the spoon, b/w squirrel and recycling bin brigade.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:31,
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they're too big
i keep meaning to bin them, but i always forget until i'm walking down the road, hoiking them up. cutting them in half ensures they'll go in the bin this time.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:36,
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