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[challenge entry] *ocarinas the forgotten middle 8*

Gotham City METROPOLIS (thanks Maiden)

From the The Worst Superheroes Ever challenge. See all 189 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
# this is silly
the heat is driving everyone crazy here. there's a bloke in the shop asking people if they've seen a black and white squirrel. it's only black and white because he dyed it, now it's run away. another bloke ran in with a spoon, held it up and yelled "SPOON!" before running out again. there are 3 girls outside the shop with recycling bins on their heads.
strange times.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Consider yourself lucky.
It's boring as fuck where I live. Nice trees, though.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
# i could do with a bit of boring
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Me too, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# i could play
a splendid game of "hunt the white bits" right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# It would make my lifie if someone ran into a store and yelled "spoon".
One night while in a drunken state, me and a friend drove around San Francisco while jumping out and running up to people and discussing their dental hygiene habits.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# please tell me you're not wacky
or i may have to kill you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# maybe he's "Zany"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# I'm rather boring these days.
Just a single guy living on a massive timber ranch. I can only dream of city life now.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# A timber ranch?
So do you have a horse-mounted timber drive when you want to move your timber from one place to another?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I leave the timber alone!
I guess I am weird.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Weird perhaps just as long as you're not wacky and zany Smashy will get smashy!
Are you rich and single then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# if he is, i saw him first!
i'm bored now, so i just cut my pants in half.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Haha.
Who's zany now?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# i'm just easily amused
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I'm a little worried about your current wackiness
I think you have been infected by the spoon, b/w squirrel and recycling bin brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# they're too big
i keep meaning to bin them, but i always forget until i'm walking down the road, hoiking them up. cutting them in half ensures they'll go in the bin this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# so is rosie o'donnell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Oh that
Rosie O'Donnell
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I'm just a normal but energetic one when drunk.
That was a long time ago. When I had a liver.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# hmmmm
i'll let you off with a warning this time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I only realized 20 years later
that it was like this guy-

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mal_Sharpe
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Sounds a bit wacky to me.
Best break out the big sticks just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# sticks?
i don't need..........
.........sticks.........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# BIG sticks.
Right big ones with all knobbles on.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# knobbles, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Knobbles.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# i do like the odd knobble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# They don't come much odder than these ones
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Tha' some fancy stick, eh Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Liverpool B3ta Bash?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# haha genuinelols :D
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Isn't Gotham City Batman's ci-
Actually, I don't care, this is pretty damn funny. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Perhaps that's why Trapdoor Spiderman wasn't triggered into action?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Possibly.
OK, yes, yes it is. Where did Spiderman work?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Metropolis ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# That's Superman.
Spiderman's a New York City boy.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 8:13, archived)
# I know it was a joke!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Balls.
Now I look a reet fule.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
# He works on Salford Market on a Saturday afternoon.
Selling knock-off trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Haha.
The old two-stripe Adidas.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I once saw a fake pair of Nike TNs called S&M. I am not making this up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# New York, shirley?
(Dick Champion, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I like this
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# haha swag!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# haha--you have a way with these characters
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 Sworn enemy of speech police, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Oh lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I really like this.
*clicked*
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# This is cool :D
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Brilliant!
But it´s neither Gotham City nor Metropolis. Those are from DC Comics. Spider-Man is a Marvel character who lives in New York. [/nerd]
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# It's OK
I was going to say the same. You are not alone.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Yep, I know now.
Also, the forgotten ocarina middle eight is in the Bat-Man theme.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)