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*ocarinas the forgotten middle 8*

Gotham City METROPOLIS (thanks Maiden)
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DogHorse plop,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:37,
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this is silly
the heat is driving everyone crazy here. there's a bloke in the shop asking people if they've seen a black and white squirrel. it's only black and white because he dyed it, now it's run away. another bloke ran in with a spoon, held it up and yelled "SPOON!" before running out again. there are 3 girls outside the shop with recycling bins on their heads.
strange times.
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:44,
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Consider yourself lucky.
It's boring as fuck where I live. Nice trees, though.
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cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:51,
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i could do with a bit of boring
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:52,
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Me too, dear.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:53,
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i could play
a splendid game of "hunt the white bits" right now
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:03,
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It would make my lifie if someone ran into a store and yelled "spoon".
One night while in a drunken state, me and a friend drove around San Francisco while jumping out and running up to people and discussing their dental hygiene habits.
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cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:58,
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please tell me you're not wacky
or i may have to kill you
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:02,
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maybe he's "Zany"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:03,
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I'm rather boring these days.
Just a single guy living on a massive timber ranch. I can only dream of city life now.
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cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:05,
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A timber ranch?
So do you have a horse-mounted timber drive when you want to move your timber from one place to another?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:08,
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I leave the timber alone!
I guess I am weird.
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cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:17,
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Weird perhaps just as long as you're not wacky and zany Smashy will get smashy!
Are you rich and single then?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:21,
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if he is, i saw him first!
i'm bored now, so i just cut my pants in half.
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:27,
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Haha.
Who's zany now?
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cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:31,
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i'm just easily amused
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:34,
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I'm a little worried about your current wackiness
I think you have been infected by the spoon, b/w squirrel and recycling bin brigade.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:31,
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they're too big
i keep meaning to bin them, but i always forget until i'm walking down the road, hoiking them up. cutting them in half ensures they'll go in the bin this time.
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:36,
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so is rosie o'donnell
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:06,
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Oh that
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:13,
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:15,
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I'm just a normal but energetic one when drunk.
That was a long time ago. When I had a liver.
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cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04,
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hmmmm
i'll let you off with a warning this time
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:06,
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I only realized 20 years later
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cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:09,
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heheheh
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:12,
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Sounds a bit wacky to me.
Best break out the big sticks just in case.
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DogHorse plop,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04,
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sticks?
i don't need..........
.........sticks.........
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:07,
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BIG sticks.
Right big ones with all knobbles on.
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DogHorse plop,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:09,
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knobbles, you say?
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:13,
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Knobbles.
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DogHorse plop,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:14,
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i do like the odd knobble
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:16,
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They don't come much odder than these ones
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DogHorse plop,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:18,
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Tha' some fancy stick, eh Smashy
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:14,
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indeed
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:15,
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Liverpool B3ta Bash?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:52,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:01,
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haha genuinelols :D
have a *click*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:46,
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Isn't Gotham City Batman's ci-
Actually, I don't care, this is pretty damn funny. *click*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:49,
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Perhaps that's why Trapdoor Spiderman wasn't triggered into action?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:51,
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Possibly.
OK, yes, yes it is. Where did Spiderman work?
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DogHorse plop,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:53,
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Metropolis ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:53,
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That's Superman.
Spiderman's a New York City boy.
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StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that,
Sun 5 Jun 2011, 8:13,
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I know it was a joke!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:05,
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Balls.
Now I look a reet fule.
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StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that,
Sun 5 Jun 2011, 21:57,
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He works on Salford Market on a Saturday afternoon.
Selling knock-off trainers.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:07,
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Haha.
The old two-stripe Adidas.
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DogHorse plop,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:10,
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I once saw a fake pair of Nike TNs called S&M. I am not making this up.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:36,
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New York, shirley?
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Dick Champion,
Sun 5 Jun 2011, 15:24,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:50,
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I like this
I like this.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:57,
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haha swag!
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:57,
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:D
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DogHorse plop,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:58,
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haha--you have a way with these characters
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LS18 Sworn enemy of speech police,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 22:02,
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Oh lovely
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:00,
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I really like this.
*clicked*
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04,
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This is cool :D
Hahahaha
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Frogbeat,
Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:05,
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Brilliant!
But it´s neither Gotham City nor Metropolis. Those are from DC Comics. Spider-Man is a Marvel character who lives in New York. [/nerd]
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Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe,
Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:25,
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It's OK
I was going to say the same. You are not alone.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes,
Sun 5 Jun 2011, 13:34,
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Yep, I know now.
Also, the forgotten ocarina middle eight is in the Bat-Man theme.
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DogHorse plop,
Sun 5 Jun 2011, 18:13,
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