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# Hurrah for teh punz
Me last night wasn't as good as that....some silly woman decided to drive into the back of my car and jar the side of my neck.

The mistake she made was being a woman...and driving.

Off to docs at 11, this should be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)
# There was a women on the train this morning coughing all over me.
She was also on her mobile and said:
'I've been up all night coughing and being sick'.
So I said, 'Thanks.'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
# People say "sociopathic" like it's a bad thing, but get the tube on any given morning
and it's completely understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Some motile haircut on the bus this morning was within a hair's breadth
of having his chavPhone rammed down his throat. I have yet to understand the attraction of listening to music via the shitty little speaker on one's phone.
Grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# ^this
in a nutshell, this is what's wrong with the country (and the planet) - it's not global warming, or bad TV, or drugs, or religion or the fact that T*ploader have reformed - it's this: people are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Toploader reforming is, it must be admitted, something of a threat to at least the nobility of humankind, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I think
it's because they listen to shitty music that isn't actually made any worse by being listened to through a shitty speaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# That, and the crap earphones supplied with ipods, which is just scandalous
If only Boris had banned this shit instead of booze I'd be happier.
Speaking of which, the tube now resembles Amerka, with everyone drinking out of paper bags, so like, yeah, that's worked.
/End rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)