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# hahahahaha!
Now that's a bit more like it.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
# this is a scene from the classic motion picture "Timecop" starring Jean-Claude Van Damme as the time cop and Vernon Wells as Ransik
 
Jean-Claude has eaten something bad off the ground in this bit but that is not stopping him doing his time copping, Ransik must be stopped
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:52, archived)
# BEST. TRAILER. EVER.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:56, archived)
# I was well in to my 30s before I witnessed a dog eating turds. Previously, I'd thought it was a myth.
But blow me down, it's true. Dogs eat shit. I saw it happen in the park. Witnessed it with my own aching eyes.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 3:00, archived)
# I guess you've never had a dog, then.
 
Loving, trusting, filthy shit-eating animals.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 3:49, archived)
# You guess correctly.
But if somebody could lend me a dog that projected lurid green filth to order, I'd like to take the fucker in to work one day.
Or, better, two days.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 3:57, archived)
# feed one regular dog equal parts full cream and creme de menthe
 
I cannot possibly endorse such wanton cruelty but I imagine this would have the desired effect
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 4:37, archived)
# that i would like to see
although perhaps not clean up
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 4:53, archived)