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[challenge entry] He forkin' hates eggs

From the The Secret Life Of Kitchens challenge. See all 103 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Forks can lift 10 times their own weight.
True fact.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Why is everyone suddenly being mean to eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Because they're cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Something fundamentally and biologically flawed with that statement.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Every kitchen needs a fall guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# and ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# If you can't beat 'em...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# They're not cracked up to what they should be.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Eggsactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# i was being kind to them.
at first
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)