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# i used to burn all the time
but years of burning and peeling have finally paid off!
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)
# It's not even just that.
When I tan I don't go brown, I go a lurid orange colour. Not pleasant at all :/
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# ah, you suffer from Dickinsonitis
a very serious condition. however, if it's caught and treated in the early Winton stage, it is often curable.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Sheeeeit.
Better go to't doctor's about it. I'm too young to be selling myself out on crappy TV shows.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# hurry, there's still time!
if you feel the urge to say such things as "cheap as chips" or "bobby dazzler", you may need a ronsealectomy
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Sounds painful yet self-explanatory.
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:42, archived)
# oh, it is
it is.......
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Film yourself bouncing around and compo it
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# fuck the compo
if we both filmed ourselves bouncing around together, we could make a FORTUNE
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# No good, I haven't tanned in years; I'm sort of pale blue now.
Even then I've already compo'd, what, 3 this week?
(, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)