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# i used to burn all the time
but years of burning and peeling have finally paid off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)
# It's not even just that.
When I tan I don't go brown, I go a lurid orange colour. Not pleasant at all :/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# ah, you suffer from Dickinsonitis
a very serious condition. however, if it's caught and treated in the early Winton stage, it is often curable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Sheeeeit.
Better go to't doctor's about it. I'm too young to be selling myself out on crappy TV shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)
# hurry, there's still time!
if you feel the urge to say such things as "cheap as chips" or "bobby dazzler", you may need a ronsealectomy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Sounds painful yet self-explanatory.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:42, archived)
# oh, it is
it is.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Film yourself bouncing around and compo it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# fuck the compo
if we both filmed ourselves bouncing around together, we could make a FORTUNE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# No good, I haven't tanned in years; I'm sort of pale blue now.
Even then I've already compo'd, what, 3 this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)