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# He likes short shorts
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
I have the tune in my head now you cunt :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)
# ahhhh this is what I was after
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 23:34, archived)
# i am very poor, and so i generally do not run the air in the summertime.
I totally forgot that I was wearing a pair of extreme cut-off denim shorts when I went to take my trash out to the dumpster (or 'skip').

I didn't even think about it until a young lady from a couple of doors down was heading out with her trash as I was walking back to my place.

The look on her face (and incessant stare), and the realization what I was wearing -- made me feel as if I might as well have been naked. Grown men just don't wear that in public...

I know I know, fuck off to QOTW :P
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
# SEXY MEN DO, PEDRO
 
SEXY MEN DO
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:09, archived)
# you know, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAMMIT!
*cut's them even shorter, and walks to the grocery store*
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:18, archived)
# well, maybe cutting out the back pockets and sewing clear vinyl in place was an error in judgement
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:20, archived)
# get that shit on etsy bro, I smell a business opportunity
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)
# that's not all you will be smelling if the idea takes off. think of the sweat that would get trapped in there
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 1:14, archived)
# :)
That's great
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:23, archived)