medically speakingIve already been glittered by a doctor, and have since learnt 3 things.
1 Pushing a 250 kg weight 100 metres up a hill is a good way to make your insides come out.
2 When the doctors say 'this may cause some discomfort' they are being understatedly ironic.
3 Doctors see some pretty mad stuff.
(1 Pushing a 250 kg weight 100 metres up a hill is a good way to make your insides come out.
2 When the doctors say 'this may cause some discomfort' they are being understatedly ironic.
3 Doctors see some pretty mad stuff.
Dr Nick Riviera,
Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:21,
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sure did.Only a minor one, but enough to teach me the value of weetabix.
( Dr Nick Riviera,
Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:25,
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i am so fucking gladthat has never happened to me
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spacefish bong!,
Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:29,
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I'm so fucking glad thatI don't even know what they're talking about. And no, I don't want some one to explain it to me!
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:33,
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there is plenty of time, if you ignore the following...man cannot survive off macdonalds alone.
try and supplement your vodka intake with water occasionally.
And finally, dont cycle down to the doctors if you do find yourself in trouble.
(try and supplement your vodka intake with water occasionally.
And finally, dont cycle down to the doctors if you do find yourself in trouble.
Dr Nick Riviera,
Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:34,
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beingmarried to a doctor, I can vouch for the mad stuff bit. And I always have to shut the dermatology book on the table before I have my breakfast.
( thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:25,
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