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# give me an hour with barrowman
i'll soon get him dirty again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# but wasn't he a vagina-decliner?
or was that just on the telly?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:26, archived)
# No....
The camp, fruity, musical loving ponce is straight, it's obvious
/sarcasum
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# what are you insinuating?
i'd merely get him to pull the cooker out and clean behind it, then do the windows and weed my garden, thus getting very dirty.
pull your minds out of the gutter, people!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I'm inclined to believe he prefers the company of men
Particularly in the bedroom.
(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# ah ok
painting the walls, checking the fittings, that kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# That and buggery.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I would......
However it would be by filling in the hole I'd just dug with him in it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# but would you force him into kitchen-based drudgery first?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# nope, just cave his head in with a spade.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)