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[challenge entry] Clean as a whistle

First post here after many years of lurking. Lurk moar?

From the Crucial Design Flaws challenge. See all 138 entries (closed)

(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)
# give me an hour with barrowman
i'll soon get him dirty again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# but wasn't he a vagina-decliner?
or was that just on the telly?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:26, archived)
# No....
The camp, fruity, musical loving ponce is straight, it's obvious
/sarcasum
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# what are you insinuating?
i'd merely get him to pull the cooker out and clean behind it, then do the windows and weed my garden, thus getting very dirty.
pull your minds out of the gutter, people!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I'm inclined to believe he prefers the company of men
Particularly in the bedroom.
(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# ah ok
painting the walls, checking the fittings, that kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# That and buggery.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I would......
However it would be by filling in the hole I'd just dug with him in it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# but would you force him into kitchen-based drudgery first?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# nope, just cave his head in with a spade.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Owwww and ewwww in equal measure...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
Brillo need to think more carefully about the areas they branch in to

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Just you wait
'Till Brillo are trying to corner the suppository market
(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# see, the thing about these is
you know it'd hurt, but you still want to give it a try.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# it'd be murder on the gusset
not to mention your giblets.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:34, archived)
# oh, i know that
but it doesn't stop me wondering
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# 156? either that box is HUGE
or the pads are very thin
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Here, Have Bill Cosby and Barry Scott
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)