Pierre Curie has been causing me no end of trouble lately.
However, I shall now neglect to take it up with him. That and his being dead.
χ = C/(T-θ)
Guess what the 'C' stands for.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:23,
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cunt?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:26,
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That's right - it's the Cunt-Weiss equation.
the Weiss constant gives you an indication of the interaction strength, while the Cunt constant tells you how hard it's going to be to get it published. The further the Cunt constant is from the ideal value, the harder you have to bullshit to make it acceptable.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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*takes notes*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:35,
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Shitty fucking magnets, that is.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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and the more it feels like your Cunt is in a Weiss
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RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:06,
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