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*quietly cunts the greedy lettuce-munching bastad in the fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:08, archived)
# Ha!
I've just sent the crystallographic structure file of this to a colleague marked 'urgent'...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:16, archived)
# Aaaawwww... If you'd've marked it "unguent", then at least you could've sown the seeds of confusion.
But then, heeding the advice of drunk people on the internet is grossly unscientific.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:23, archived)
# Most of science is grossly unscientific.
It's all about the salesmanship these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:30, archived)
# Well, Colonel, I suggest you join me in cracking open a cold one.
(even though it's nearly 6am here and I really should know better by now)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:39, archived)
# Mid-afternoon here.
Which would normally be perfectly acceptable, but it might ruin the paper I'm writing: "...modelling the kagome lattice using the high-temperature series expansion we have devised, we find that you're all cuntsh. Faaahakin' cunsh, tha lot of ya."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:46, archived)
# Interesting hypothesis there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:53, archived)
# There's danger in letting the truth out to the field.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:56, archived)
# kagome lattice?
I think the sushi shop used some of that in my last maki roll
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:57, archived)
# You could have marked it "ungulate"
but then you'd have really been horsing around.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Next time photocopy your bum 200 times and mail it to them in an overnight bag
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:24, archived)
# Oldschool, man.
And I ain't paying postage on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:29, archived)