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# why are people surprised he looks old
a) he's 80
and b) he sold his soul to the devil in 1960 and that takes its toll
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I thought that selling your soul allows you to stay young?
That was the agreement I made, anyway, although increasingly I'm starting to think I've been had.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# depends which deal you go with
if it's absolute power, you tend to end up looking like a bastard's scrotum.
If you sold your soul for eternal beauty, then you're fine. But your scrotum and anus are removed to be used on the power hungry lot.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
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www.b3ta.com/board/10480838#post10480852
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# A contract for eternal youth will be rendered null and void if not kept with the accompanying cursed painting it was originally issued with, or if said painting is damaged or destroyed..
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Bloody lawyers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)