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# So I de-manlyified him - does this count for compo?
Bloke recovers from dubious shooting / stabbing indecent super quick.
(Without any police or workplace being involved)
here: www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=381007
From Links: www.b3ta.com/links/656034#post656399



(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:31, archived)
# stabbing indecent?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:37, archived)
# weeelll Slashing... really
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:38, archived)
# he looks like he should be on a horse
or a donkey at the very least
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Or doing a card trick... or sawing a man in half - I thought
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:44, archived)
# can i have the bottom half?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:45, archived)
# *saves*
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:46, archived)
# now all i need to do is learn taxidermy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Nicely de manlyfied.....
That wound is so fake..... he'd be black and blue all over with bruising...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)
# hehehehheh
 
nurse, give this nancy a QOTW account, STAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)
# he says "pub" so I'm going to assume UK
but I didn't spot any relevant headlines in a quick scan to confirm the story, beyond the original post on a car forum that goes lol I got stabbed and shot it was well wicked yeah

now this is more fucking like it
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/07/04/hero-tells-how-surgeon-stitched-him-back-together-after-brutal-machete-attack-86908-22381471/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
# well I like the last comment on page 41
"..But am starting too think you either got into a street fight with some knob with a stanley knife or your a smack head in need off attention."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# aaaaand page 40
"I really cant comprehend how some people still believe him, the alarm bells rang for me not due to the physical evidence,'although this is a factor, but the fact he was very anti any publicity about this press etc but happy to post up his story and pics and bask in the glory, psychologically it didn't add up and said to me it's because it couldn't be substantiated.

Then I spoke and emailed the Met, and they confirmed it didn't happen."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)