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# it's the rebound off the spandex you have to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# defeats the purpose, dunnit?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
# and causes unsettlingly warm squishing
with associated unexpected spiky bits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# there are those who would revel in the experience
(I'm not among them)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)
# nor am i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# marry me then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# do you have any idea what you're asking?
i'm a nightmare to live with.
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I have plenty of oats and hay
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# do you have booze, fags and lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# yes, but I've lost my lighter :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# i have a lighter
let us wed without delay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)
# surely we can do it online
I have this Europhobia thing ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:52, archived)
# your europhobia sickens me
the wedding is off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)
# my mum warned me you were a bitch :)
but let's part friends. We'll always have parrots.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:59, archived)
# your mum was right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)