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the custom of crapping in Speedos went out years ago
but eh
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:07,
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christ!
a shit that you have to lift your feet off the floor for. it must be wedged in tightly.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:08,
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It's a recommended position
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:24,
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I'm now a confirmed squatter
and I have rights
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:28,
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You are on fire today!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:32,
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Thanks Tribs.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:09,
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You're welcome
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:24,
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o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:33,
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it's the rebound off the spandex you have to worry about
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:11,
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defeats the purpose, dunnit?
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:14,
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and causes unsettlingly warm squishing
with associated unexpected spiky bits
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:16,
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there are those who would revel in the experience
(I'm not among them)
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:23,
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nor am i
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:25,
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marry me then
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:29,
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do you have any idea what you're asking?
i'm a nightmare to live with.
apparently.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:32,
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I have plenty of oats and hay
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:35,
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do you have booze, fags and lube?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:37,
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yes, but I've lost my lighter :(
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:44,
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i have a lighter
let us wed without delay.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:49,
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surely we can do it online
I have this Europhobia thing ;p
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:52,
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your europhobia sickens me
the wedding is off!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:55,
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my mum warned me you were a bitch :)
but let's part friends. We'll always have parrots.
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:59,
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your mum was right
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:01,
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Frogbeat,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:15,
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(This space reserved for Mofaha)
...(and Rattleskull).
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:19,
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Haha
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Frogbeat,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:41,
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Frantically morphing into different identities
in hopes of reversing what appears to be his rapid descent into Hell
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:21,
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:D
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herman:D,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:31,
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herman:D,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:19,
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One last hard squueeeze and he'll be in up to his neck :P
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:32,
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:20,
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