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# the custom of crapping in Speedos went out years ago
but eh



From Tribs' link below
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# christ!
a shit that you have to lift your feet off the floor for. it must be wedged in tightly.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# It's a recommended position
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I'm now a confirmed squatter
and I have rights
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# You are on fire today!
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Thanks Tribs.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# You're welcome
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# o/
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:33, archived)
# it's the rebound off the spandex you have to worry about
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# defeats the purpose, dunnit?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
# and causes unsettlingly warm squishing
with associated unexpected spiky bits
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# there are those who would revel in the experience
(I'm not among them)
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)
# nor am i
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# marry me then
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# do you have any idea what you're asking?
i'm a nightmare to live with.
apparently.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I have plenty of oats and hay
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# do you have booze, fags and lube?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# yes, but I've lost my lighter :(
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# i have a lighter
let us wed without delay.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)
# surely we can do it online
I have this Europhobia thing ;p
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:52, archived)
# your europhobia sickens me
the wedding is off!
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)
# my mum warned me you were a bitch :)
but let's part friends. We'll always have parrots.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:59, archived)
# your mum was right
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# (This space reserved for Mofaha)
...(and Rattleskull).
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Frantically morphing into different identities
in hopes of reversing what appears to be his rapid descent into Hell
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# One last hard squueeeze and he'll be in up to his neck :P
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)