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# I came an entire river.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Prove it!
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(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
# "Clive, I asked you to pop down to John Lewis for some curtain fabric. That was many, many years ago. Where have you been?"
"Well, that was the problem - " (recounts long, rambling story)
(cuts him off) - "Clive, that's the plot of the Hundred Years' War. Where have you been all this time?"
"I've been trying to fill a bath with cum."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkcCYQEKWE0
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:16, archived)