I did once know an ex-pig farmer
And he turned out to be a sex pest. So your advice is probably sound.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:32,
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sex "pest" eh?
sounds less objectionable than a sex fiend. "oh, please lady, I'm begging for it"
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LS18,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:44,
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