(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:10,
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Blow Dry !
Well"puff"come !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:13,
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too wasted to woo
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:15,
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Welcome, Jimmy Lasers
Top tip: don't say your work is sh1t. Or, alternatively, don't post it if you really think this is the case.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:18,
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why not?
i do
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:20,
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Why would you degrade what you did, even before anyone has seen it?
We're perfectly capable of doing this for you ;)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:25,
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Also, tell me about your hands
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:25,
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somebody thought it would be funny
to slip me a tablet when i was out on saturday night. ended up sat in a chair in a scummy little nightclub, grooving off my hands. when my mates realised i hadn't just gone to the loo, they grabbed me and we buggered off. took 4 hours before i felt a bit normal again. still, it meant i didn't drink much!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:30,
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Ooof
I hope your hands were groovy enough to keep you entertained
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:37,
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indeed they were
i'm not exactly snow white on the whole drugs thing, but it'd be nice if i'd been given the chance to say no. coming up on something unexpectedly is freaky!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:40,
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I imagine so!
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:51,
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or alternatively
ignore mediocre and every one is nervous to post for the first time :P Welcome to your new addiction, your gif isn't shit :D