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# Frank Skinner is such a toss.
Christ. We tried watching his stand-up the other day, and immediately he started going on about - and doing the actions to - shagging. Mrs V nearly threw up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I read his autobiography lately
I wish I hadn't...religion and football have to be the two highest entries on my list of things I couldn't give a fuck about
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
# He's a creepy little fellow.
Didn't he admit to forcing a 14 year old girl to give him a BJ...? I remember something about him looking down and she was crying.
He said he thought she was older.

I might be factioneering here...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
# He did talk about that as part of one of his routines, yeah
whether it's true or not I couldn't say
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Michael Mcintyre really upped everyone's game, then
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Michael Fucking McIntrye.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Some mates of mine went to watch his stand up a few years back thinking it would be hilarious
They came back disgusted saying he spent nearly the whole show graphically describing shagging his mrs up the arse, doing the actions and all. Not a joke to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Years ago I once slept in after a wedding reception
and completely forgot about tickets some colleagues had got for his Portsmouth gig that following day.
Lost my ten quid on the tickets but really wasn't all that gutted to be honest.
The worst thing was I'd been on the zero-alky stuff all night so I could drive home.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)