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# For someone who died in 2008, I think she looks pretty good.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Also: Christmas day.
Her and James Brown are probably singing carols in hevan wiv da angles.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# i'm not into lesbian necrophilia myself
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# [citation needed]
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# you make me sound like a colossal perv
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Most people are, aren't they?
It's just how comfortable you are with it. Personally, I'm so comfortable with it I'm about to fall asleep.

Which would obviously be a hideous waste of the £200 I spent on these paraplegic siamese twin midgets dressed as Hitler to fellate me through a sieve with for the next forty minutes.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# i hope you got a receipt
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Of course.
I'm writing it off as a business expense.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# see, this is why i need a job
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
#
like a colossal perv exactly like I am
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# my secret* is out!





*not very secret at all
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# All the cool kids are...
Get with the beat, daddio!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# gives a whole new meaning to dirtbox
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# and, of course dear Reader, she went there... ;-)
I love you, Smash *mwah*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)