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[challenge entry] Old jokes revisited No. 492. Available for £14.99

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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Shouldn't this be a penis?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I better not say anything regarding this image
I had enough trouble on FaceBook regarding the Sharon Osbourne joke regarding the man who had is penis chopped off and pushed down a waste disposal unit. Men hate irony when it involves dicks. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Damn it! I was gonna delete it. After reading it over I realized it doesn't make much sense.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# and women hate it when you say cunt, apparently
seems we both learned something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I'm under the impression
that maiden wouldn't give a farting shitminge if you said cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I really don't ;)
But the ranty video bloke (which was linked on FB) who called Sharon Osbourne and the other women on the talk show "cunts" he was ranting about made a dick of himself and in doing so fucked up his entire debate - but it seems being anti-feminist is cool but making an ironic joke about a bloke's dick in a disposal unit is beyond the line! All my point was about was the hypocrisy and if we are to be truly equal then we should all have the same rights to take the piss out of each other.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Yup.
Nob gags are funny until someone loses an eye. Or gets their winky macerated.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# haha those bloody things are dangerous I make sure I wear safety goggles if I'm heading south.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)