a war film was on at weekend when my son turned to my wife and asked what it was like living in the war
we are both in our thirtys
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:44,
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Ah ha ha!
I get that sort of thing from the oldest, but she's deliberately winding us up.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:54,
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We had a plumber round the other day
my son, he's three and a half, said to his mum "he looks like grandad".
He didn't.
mum asked why, so he said, right in front of the guy, "because he's got grey hair and is really fat"
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:21,
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