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# 30 minutes dinner is not enough to produce anything decent
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# have some weetablix then

i remembered what i was going to do with the weetabix box
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# did that say "diner" a minute a go?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# nope
no really it didn't no ninja edits this time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# hmmm.... ok then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:05, archived)
# "anything descent"???
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# only jam roly polies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Sexeh!
My Mrs was on the train earlier with the youngest daughter. A passenger asked how old she was and Mrs replied "three-and-a-half". The guy then went on to explain he had three young children, but after the youngest was born, his wife decided she was a lesbian afterall and left him. The now somewhat nervous Mrs listened to the rest of his tale of woe and then he got up to leave at his stop. Our daugher then shouted "Have a nice gay! Ha ha ha! I said 'gay instead of 'day' Ha ha ha!"
I wouldn't be surprised if the poor sod topped himself after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# kids are brutal
but a constant source of entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# She didn't mean to
She was just amused by her mistake, but it couldn't have come at a worse point...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# a war film was on at weekend when my son turned to my wife and asked what it was like living in the war
we are both in our thirtys
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ah ha ha!
I get that sort of thing from the oldest, but she's deliberately winding us up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# at least it wasn't one of the period dramas the wife likes to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# We had a plumber round the other day
my son, he's three and a half, said to his mum "he looks like grandad".
He didn't.
mum asked why, so he said, right in front of the guy, "because he's got grey hair and is really fat"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# You may like this, then:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# He could play a mean grand piano with that
Or even piani.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
# *stands to attention*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)