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# I wonder how an otter accquires a mobile phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Subterfuge
But that's not a mobile number, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# No idea.
Up north, numbers look very different to darn sarth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# phone it and see
i dare you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:32, archived)
# *goes to dial*
NAAAHH! *throws phone across room* I daren't :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# go on
you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I'm scared! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)
# don't be scared
you can always say you've got the wrong number and anyway, if you don't, you'll spend the rest of the night wondering
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# But say if it's Ian Woosnam.
He'd know it was me then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# use a funny voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# So if it is Ian...
He would know it would be me, and that I would be using a funny voice.

Yyyyyyeah, that wouldn't go too well. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# i'd do it myself
but i'm on incoming calls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# go on
give him a ring (of bright water).
(Raol Duke, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Haha
Of course, the fact that an otter has set up a fish tank cleaning business, written an ad and placed it in a newsagent's window should never be called into question.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I imagine he had help.
From a badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)
# The weasels -
Have taken Toad Hall.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# from RodentPhone
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Voledaphone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Ottwo.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# And why it won't work weekends...
(xaer0mancer, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)