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# engine porn?
whatever next?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# dunno
people shoving jars up their arses and having them smash?...oh wait....
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# arf!
actually saw something funny on scrubs today. bloke had a lightbulb up his arse. doctor says "either this guy's got a lightbulb up his butt or his colon just had a great idea"
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# that is actually quite good for a crap show
i was watching that hospital show on channel 4 a while back, and the nurses were talking about strange accidents.
one chap had a toilet brush shoved up his arse and claimed that he slipped off the toilet and landed on it.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# landed on it
yeah, right. the weirdest one was in FHM. old woman complained about "green vines" growing out of her "virginny".
turns out she'd shoved a potato up there to either stop evil coming out or stop it getting in.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# oh god
finished my mars bar just before i read that, thank fuck.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# damn!
so close!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)