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[challenge entry] You want it!

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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] And
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# My sea lion remains unopened :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# is this one of your inventions?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# This is oddly sexy for some reason?
Oh and Dear mediocre, I am thinking of taking the Chutney Family to Holland later in the year, so could you please have a word with everyone and make sure it's tidy and looking nice for when we arrive I would be grateful. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Will do!

What places will you be visiting?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Just 700 lira?
I'll take a dozen!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe this is more to your liking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# *claps hands*
Now you're talking my lingo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# BARGAIN!
They cost at least 40.99 over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:13, archived)
# and they barely even piss!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# You just can't get a proper gush off them. Very disappointing.
And it hardly smells like piss at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I remember in the olden days, if you dropped a box of them on the floor if you didn't have a flotation device you'd never be seen again
these days barely a trickle

it's political correctness gone mad, I say
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# On her ship tied to the mast
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# ...never a frown, with reusable pockets
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# You'd better uncompo this. It is clearly going to be successful.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Jeez, salmon juice is so wrong.
salmon juice is so wrong.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# there's something fishy about this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)