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# Strangers on flights...
...generally enjoy the suggestion that the brace position is designed so you can be identified in a terrible plane smash, by picking your teeth out of the soft cushion of your arsehole, rather than having molars all over the place.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# comforting thought, yes
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# funnily enough thats also how most
conservative politicians are found when they die
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# and liberals with head already up the ass when they boarded the flight
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)