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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Strangers on flights...
...generally enjoy the suggestion that the brace position is designed so you can be identified in a terrible plane smash, by picking your teeth out of the soft cushion of your arsehole, rather than having molars all over the place.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# comforting thought, yes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# funnily enough thats also how most
conservative politicians are found when they die
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# and liberals with head already up the ass when they boarded the flight
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I've flown with them a couple of times.
They served jelly as part of the inflight meal.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)