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# My brother used to wait for people to yawn
then stick his finger in their open mouth. It totally spoils the yawn... for some reason, it stops it feeling finished.
So yeah, I feel your pain.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# what is technically known as yawn rape
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I do this too
Also blowing into their mouth works a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# even better
a well timed cupcake
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# 100% FLAVOUR 100% SATISFACTION
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# comes in 3 flavours
egg, veg, and wet grass.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# for some reason
this cupcake image made me laugh/cough so much I now need to clean my monitor

again
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# i subjected my younger siblings to many cupcakes, but i never executed the feard yawn cupcake
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# My uncle used to lock us in the bathroom after one of his heavy nights out on the piss.
I still have flashbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# ......................
fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# you've made me hungry now
i'm going to make a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# that's fucking horrific man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# This made me yawn
and as it was forced I feel strangely unfullfilled (Is that too many l's?)
(Wagane, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)