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# Available for parties: amateur ventriloquist, speaks three words
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# that's not a bottle OR beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# when entertaining at nursing homes, that won't matter
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# true
but he will need air freshener, those places stink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Dammit.. he's just a ventriloquist... not a cleaning lady....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# i hate nursing homes
they smell of piss and sweat and, due to old people always feeling cold, the heat is on full blast all the time, which makes the smell much worse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# so, weekly flushing with fire hoses is not enough eh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)
# clearly not, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Well dammit..... just think how much fresher they'll smell now you've stopped smoking..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# i'd rather not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)
# His dummies mouth isn't moving...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# good, isn't he!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# I thought his performance was a bit wooden last time I saw him live...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# that's an old criticism but
thru it all, he keeps a stiff upper lip
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)