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# It's the tunnel of love

I can imagine little cars in the shape of a swan going through this with lonely people in it, quietly crying and wanking to the music of the Venga Boys.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# car park at the entrance was full of doggers
next time I head down I'll be taking tea light candles to help the ambience
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# + venga boys on the ipod and some tissues
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# I was thinking of playing Kyle + Nick cave - Wild roses
and taking a lady down there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# It's a wonderful song
but doesn't haver the urgency "The Venga Bus is Coming"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I want you in my room
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# We're going to Ibiza
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Mmmm nice one


As I kissed her goodbye, I said, 'All beauty must die'
And lent down and planted a rose between her teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# and it would add a certain atmosphere to the proceedings
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I think it's one of the nicest ways to kill someone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I'd rather be suffocated in some large breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)