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# In a tunnel under Derby surrounded by spiders


Spider You can't really see the size of the beast on the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Yey!
It's still Sunday!

NING Paul_P!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# I was out sunday (in this tunnel)
But I'm still wishing it was sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# pussy british spiders though!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:58, archived)
# that was 6 years ago.
Not exactly an invasion of killer spiders ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# I'd still rather not get bitten
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# i think you'll be ok
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# this pic shows how big the bastards are down there


Not my pic but from the same place
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# they do look pretty sizable
but unless they cause agonising death, they ain't nuffin mister
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
#
*Flushes toilet in Spondon* Haha.. see the bastards swim.
(Tup, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# eek
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Squashing that would make one hell of a mess...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake...! that there is all my nightmares rolled into one
Are the bricks standard size?

Was this taken at the same time that you were down there, by someone you were with?

Is it the floor or the ceiling?

And can you link the largest size picture you have of this please?.!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# the bricks are standard size and on the roof
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Where in Derby is this and what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# it's Captain birdseyes Flo selecta
it's a massive flood defence tunnel that runs 2.2 km under the city
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Coo, interesting, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# And why exactly do you not know this?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# That spider is in some need of the cool refreshing filtered taste of Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Hahaha he looks exactly how I'm feeling right now

morning maiden and morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Morning Stephan and goodbye as I have to go to work now {glum face} :(
Hope Hollandland is fine this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# It's rainy but not too bad
Have a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Morning Mr Cre!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Good morning JPG

I hope all is well at your end
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# My end is very well,
as it's parked in a reasonably comfy chair.
May your day be filled with Sparkly Things and bite-sized doughnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Oooh thank you kindly

I hope your day brings fluffy softness and a giant hot stroopwafel
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# mmmmmmm.....
Stroopwafels..........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# OMG, you guys
...get a room :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Only if it has nice cushions
and a surfeit of antimacassars.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# You clearly haven't had a fresh giant stroopwafel before
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# It's the tunnel of love

I can imagine little cars in the shape of a swan going through this with lonely people in it, quietly crying and wanking to the music of the Venga Boys.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# car park at the entrance was full of doggers
next time I head down I'll be taking tea light candles to help the ambience
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# + venga boys on the ipod and some tissues
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# I was thinking of playing Kyle + Nick cave - Wild roses
and taking a lady down there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# It's a wonderful song
but doesn't haver the urgency "The Venga Bus is Coming"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I want you in my room
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# We're going to Ibiza
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Mmmm nice one


As I kissed her goodbye, I said, 'All beauty must die'
And lent down and planted a rose between her teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# and it would add a certain atmosphere to the proceedings
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I think it's one of the nicest ways to kill someone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I'd rather be suffocated in some large breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea this for the comp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Doesn't need any editing really
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the Death Star laser to put in an appearance..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Apologies for shitness
I see no spiders....

(toxic parsnip sold his soul on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)