I got a text from a pal who was coming back to Brum from work in Coventry.
It said: 'Fuck me! Just walked out of the station into a riot!'
I replied: 'Get me a nice leather jacket from Selfridges on your way home, then. And try to avoid getting bopped on the head.'
Next I heard, she said: 'Soz, was on the bus when I sent the txt, but I can't say I wasn't tempted to do some freestyle shopping in my business clothes.'
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I replied: 'Get me a nice leather jacket from Selfridges on your way home, then. And try to avoid getting bopped on the head.'
Next I heard, she said: 'Soz, was on the bus when I sent the txt, but I can't say I wasn't tempted to do some freestyle shopping in my business clothes.'
Make sure you delete all your txts,
the filth might make something of it.
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