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# just as long as they don't book Lulu for the opening ceremony
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# or The Bangles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# she'd 'ave 'em for breakfast
or lunch, depending upon the time
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
# i'm thinking of having a salad
as i've just discovered the perfect salad cream. it's almost like mayonnaise, but lighter and zingier, without being overpowered by vinegar and with a lovely creaminess.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:32, archived)
# vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# not right now, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I'll ask again in 30 seconds ...
......vodka?

(I'm a slow typer)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# go on, then
i've not cracked open the wine yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# inexcusable!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# i know, i know
but i've got company at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# ooooooo
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# it's my aunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Kinky
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# she may have a beard to rival Jafar's
but she's not a man.

also, eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# one too many facelifts
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)