Indeed.I mean - why on earth would they lie?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:12,
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They wouldn't, of course!It's what anyone would do. Every time I go past a shop with broken shutters and a smashed window and full of pricks in hoodies stealing flatscreen tellies I *always* go in to find my chums and tell them that they shouldn't be doing this.
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boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:13,
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I like this one:"He did not enter a plea and the case was adjourned. He was granted conditional bail on the grounds that he wears an electronic tag and adheres to a curfew."
Adheres to a curfew that sent him into the nearest riot to loot and pillage, trustworthy tag that.
(Adheres to a curfew that sent him into the nearest riot to loot and pillage, trustworthy tag that.
SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:52,
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