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# ..and we should bring back the birch for all of them!
(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
# You speld
Koons wrong LOL
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
# doh!
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/coon
(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Or maybe not!
*secretly happy he don't know how to spell it*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Just pretend you ment
Jeff Koons the artist...he could be smashing up our shops with his inflatable works of art.
(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I believe this would require photoshopping
although if you post it on Facebook saying Koons Smashing up Shops I think there would be a lot of negative replies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Until..
they all google "Koons" and see the inflatable error in their ways.
(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Yes however Knee Jerk Reactionaries are by their nature
quick to judge, slow to change, impossible to persuade.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Oh they will change...
When Jeff Koons gets them with an inflatable rabbit.
(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)
# "an inflatable rabbit"
now you're gone and perked my interests
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Bunny of balloons from nonracist Koons
www.jeffkoons.com/site/index.html
(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# *wants*
although I'd expect he work would fetch a pretty penny or two
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Gene L Coon
would joke on the Star Trek set in that vein with Nichelle Nichols, coon with a coon sorta thing...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_L._Coon
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# My first food shopping expedition in Australia turned up something.
I saw the packet of cheese and though "No, seriously? Fuck!" It was called Coon. Amazed, I mentioned it at work "Never knew cheese could be so racist." to which a colleague, just joining the conversation said "What, Cracker Barrel?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# haha
quality
(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Haha! Nice!
All's fair in love and racism amongst friends I guess!

Shalroth recently told me a tale about his workmate, an Asian chappy working in IT with him, strained his thumb lifting an old PC, went to the first aid crew on site to get it looked at, and she tried to colour match his flesh tones with a brown bandage/splint thingummy, he said it looked like he had his thumb stuck up a turd and he said to her 'Oh just gimme a fucking non-PC white one FFS!'

Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# We toyed with the idea of various skin-tones of plasters
with the brand name "Ethnoplast". Never did get round to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Just saw this on Twitter:
I hear David Starkey's making meringues this morning, but he's having some trouble separating the whites
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# David Starkey isn't racist but
he just wants to make his meringue without thinking about racial stereotypes.
(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# says the man who loves aids being injected into this anus via a cock
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)