Happy B3taday, Paul.Unexpected Bertie Bassett sends his wishes..
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:01,
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jelly baby goes to the doctors....."Doctor doctor" he says.... "I think I may have HIV"....
"Don't be daft" says the doctor.... "that's imposible... you can't have HIV... you're only a jelly baby"....
"I might have" says the jelly baby "I'v been shagging alsorts...!!"
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Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:37,
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"Don't be daft" says the doctor.... "that's imposible... you can't have HIV... you're only a jelly baby"....
"I might have" says the jelly baby "I'v been shagging alsorts...!!"
A paper bag isn't feeling too well, so decides to go and see the doctor.After running numerous tests, the doctor tells the paper bag he has AIDs.
"AIDs?" says the paper bag, "But how is that possible, doctor? I've never slept around, and have always used a condom."
"Have you ever shared a needle or had a blood transfusion?" asks the doctor.
"No. No drugs, and I've never even been ill until now." replies the paper bag.
The doctor frowns, rubs his temple, then looks up. "Then it's quite possible your Mother was a carrier."
("AIDs?" says the paper bag, "But how is that possible, doctor? I've never slept around, and have always used a condom."
"Have you ever shared a needle or had a blood transfusion?" asks the doctor.
"No. No drugs, and I've never even been ill until now." replies the paper bag.
The doctor frowns, rubs his temple, then looks up. "Then it's quite possible your Mother was a carrier."
Captain Howdy,
Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:05,
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