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# Reminds me of the Spike Milligan Hitler my part in his downfall quote:
'Mother was a wonderful little woman and getting smaller all the time'
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# pfff!
fuck it, i'm off to drink schnapps and watch dusk till dawn.
g'night all!
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# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# night night Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# BEST BOOKS EVA
No seriously, best books ever. There were about 7 in all, and i loved watching how his style changed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I've got somewhere his "as told by" versions of classic stories
The Black Beauty one is fantastic. There's a poem in there about a horse kicking someone in the balls "Each one swelled up to the size of a marrow/He had to wheel them round in a barrow"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I love all his work.
The silly verses, the goon stuff. But his life story, told in his way, is about as good as it gets. You feel like you know him.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# My dad's got all the biographies
And now you mention it I might borrow them next time I go over
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)