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# I dun a crayon.


Needs refining, perspective, colour balance and proportion; but apart from that is getting there. Bigger on my profile because I can't do CFB. If anyone knows how, feel free but don't try to teach me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# yes you did
and her shoes are making me jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I'm jealous of the AT-AT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# yes, but i'm female
shoes will ALWAYS win.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# ^^
the shoes took ages to draw; the most important part of the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# i was very pleased with myself on friday night
managed to get hammered whilst wearing 6-inch red wedgies and didn't so much as stumble :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Friday night
I stumbled in trainers :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# i know the feeling
i can fall over in slippers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)
# i had a VERY good night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I wish I could wear high heels but I'm too tall
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# i can't wear proper high heels
i can't walk in them at all. wedgies are all i can manage because they're solid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# I could possibly manage to wear high heels but mostly I wear flat shoes and my work shoes are horrible just horrible
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# i'm a size 8 with grecian feet
if i wear open-toe shoes, i look like an eagle trying to grasp a branch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Being tall I too have size 8 feet which is why my work shoes look horrendous
however we are not allowed to wear our own shoes damn restrictions
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# that's terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# tell me about it - not even a decent pair of Doc Martins which I love to wear
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
# stage a protest
and tell them they're denying you your rights. if you can claim they're being sexist, you're bound to win.


not that i'm advocating playing the sexism card, of couse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# They don't care there is only about a dozen women drivers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# My biggest problem is being in between two sizes
Size 6s tend to be too tight and give me blisters, and size 7s are like flip flops.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Same problem with the work shoes
which makes my problem even worse it's like I'm wearing clown shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Good for stomping on belligerent passengers!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
# does my head in finding shoes
i went shopping on thursday, got 6 outfits in less than half an hour. took me over an hour to find a pair of shoes, which have given me massive weeping blisters and have now gone in the bin :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Gah shoes! I love them and they hate me
what I'd really love to get is a nice pair of black ninja shoes I think they would be really comfortable and super cool
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I find if the ones that hurt at first end up becoming the most comfortable
While the ones that feel comfy in the shop end up being really uncomfortable if you wear them for more than an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I'm a seven,
and in heels can top 6'. Side on i look like a golf club with boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# i was 5"5
now i'm 5"3. my mum has shrunk down to 4"11, which worries me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Reminds me of the Spike Milligan Hitler my part in his downfall quote:
"Mother was a wonderful little woman and getting smaller all the time"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# pfff!
fuck it, i'm off to drink schnapps and watch dusk till dawn.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# night night Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# BEST BOOKS EVA
No seriously, best books ever. There were about 7 in all, and i loved watching how his style changed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I've got somewhere his "as told by" versions of classic stories
The Black Beauty one is fantastic. There's a poem in there about a horse kicking someone in the balls "Each one swelled up to the size of a marrow/He had to wheel them round in a barrow"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I love all his work.
The silly verses, the goon stuff. But his life story, told in his way, is about as good as it gets. You feel like you know him.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# My dad's got all the biographies
And now you mention it I might borrow them next time I go over
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# haha I used to have that problem but now I have a busdrivers' stomach too
or drivers' airbag as they call it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# this is good
real good

edit sorry teef anim on way :)

:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# This is one of your best
The pose is really dynamic, looks like you're in mid-turn-and-shoot

And the robot camel is a nice touch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I like to think i'm getting better
I only started drawing when I gave up singing, so a lot of catching up to do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# You are certainly very good at it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# You are very kind,
thank you. I can see a million improvements needed!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# nice picture
one of these days i'll make a feckin video for you explaining how to cfb
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# And
I'll still get it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# lovely, but if you don't mind me asking
and I really mean no badness by this, but why do you always draw yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Who else
is mine to draw? Nobody else will stand still long enough Toastie.

EDIT: I did try drawing friends, with mixed results. If/when i get good at it I might try again.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# i thought she was fictional
you must get fed up with that stray hair eh?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# well,
she IS fairly fictional. I use me for form and colour. I never get round to drawing all the wrinkles in.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Not wanting to disrupt your artistic flow,
just interesting especially when you see them all stacked up in your profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# well
you could always draw me to mess it around a bit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I wish I had the time
too busy snowed under with unpaid work :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# I shall seriously
flonce if you don't zombie me within 6 months.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# there are people who have been waiting years :(
book 3 and 4 have been on hold for several years too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Yeah,
But they don't sulk like i do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Because she's hawt?
*fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Is this a real actual drawing then and not a photoshop..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# The Star Wars thing
is shopped in, although drawn over etc. the rest is drawn, but using Photoshop. so yes and no, and no and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# yes no maybe can you repeat the question...!! (Song lyrics)...
I get what you mean :-)

I was wondering if it was done on real media, paper, board, pencil, and paint ect..!

Tis very nicely done, and nicely polished.... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# LEGGINGS LEGGINGS LEGGINGS.... DO YOU HEAR...!!!! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# how the FUCK do you know i'm wearing leggings???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# I'll tell you if you let me know which is the best salad cream?
I'v not found one I prefer more than Heinz
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# There is nothing better - the only salad cream worth touching is Heinz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I agree... but smashy was saying she'd found better ther other day...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)
# SMASH LIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# i like heinz, but it's a bit too vinegary for me
vita d'or from lidl is like the perfect mix of salad cream and mayonnaise, creamy and tangy without being too much of either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# And what can I hear Harry Hill saying?
I shall pick a bottle up when I go past a lidl...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# even if you don't like it
it's only about 88p and it's quite a big bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Thinking about it....
I'v got a mate that only shops at Lidl, refuses point blank to go to any of the big 4 or Aldi..... I'll try it round his house..

Shower time for me ... nighty night...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I actually use
photoshop 5.0 Limited Edition. It was given to me at work as a freebe. I thought Limited Edition was like you get in a car, a few fancy features... but no. It means the Edition is Limited. It is like Paint wearing a posh frock.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Yes I'v seen you say so before, I thought you'd diversified into real medium though..
From what was being said... making me jealous of your skills... powerful jedi you have become ect ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# so no, it's not a crayon drawing, any more than this is
 


(this is the crayon brush in the Windows 7 version of Paint, if I recall)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# Superb SG
I think the prespective is fine looks like the at-at is coming up over a hill - you have the higher ground so you have the advantage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I'm very flattered
to be getting praise from what i consider some seriously talented people. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# I'm more 'not-paying-attention-in-class' talented than seriously talented
Oh look a birdie just flew past the window!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# I'm still grateful
how you lifted 'Starship Trooper'. When I get the time, i'll be back for more...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Anything you need I'll see what I can do just send me a gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Rules are rules:
for the record. Sing along. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5Vtjss2UY
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# What she said x2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Hello you.
do some bloody work.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 1:12, archived)
# Really very good, despite STAR WARS!!!
One of your best, Tory Girl ;p
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Gun seems unneccesary given how tiny the AT-AT is
You could just stomp on it with your heels.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Insert Father Ted Quote here
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# "A PAIR OF FECKING WOMEN'S KNICKERS"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Vnice:)
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)