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I dun a crayon.

Needs refining, perspective, colour balance and proportion; but apart from that is getting there. Bigger on my profile because I can't do CFB. If anyone knows how, feel free but don't try to teach me.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

yes you did

and her shoes are making me jealous

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

I'm jealous of the AT-AT

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

yes, but i'm female

shoes will ALWAYS win.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

the shoes took ages to draw; the most important part of the pic!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

i was very pleased with myself on friday night

managed to get hammered whilst wearing 6-inch red wedgies and didn't so much as stumble :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

Friday night

I stumbled in trainers :D

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)

i know the feeling

i can fall over in slippers!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

me too

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)

i had a VERY good night ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)

me too

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)

I wish I could wear high heels but I'm too tall

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)

i can't wear proper high heels

i can't walk in them at all. wedgies are all i can manage because they're solid.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)

I could possibly manage to wear high heels but mostly I wear flat shoes and my work shoes are horrible just horrible

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)

i'm a size 8 with grecian feet

if i wear open-toe shoes, i look like an eagle trying to grasp a branch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)

Being tall I too have size 8 feet which is why my work shoes look horrendous

however we are not allowed to wear our own shoes damn restrictions

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)

that's terrible!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)

tell me about it - not even a decent pair of Doc Martins which I love to wear

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)

stage a protest

and tell them they're denying you your rights. if you can claim they're being sexist, you're bound to win.

not that i'm advocating playing the sexism card, of couse.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)

They don't care there is only about a dozen women drivers

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)

My biggest problem is being in between two sizes

Size 6s tend to be too tight and give me blisters, and size 7s are like flip flops.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)

Same problem with the work shoes

which makes my problem even worse it's like I'm wearing clown shoes!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)

Good for stomping on belligerent passengers!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)

does my head in finding shoes

i went shopping on thursday, got 6 outfits in less than half an hour. took me over an hour to find a pair of shoes, which have given me massive weeping blisters and have now gone in the bin :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)

Gah shoes! I love them and they hate me

what I'd really love to get is a nice pair of black ninja shoes I think they would be really comfortable and super cool

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)

I find if the ones that hurt at first end up becoming the most comfortable

While the ones that feel comfy in the shop end up being really uncomfortable if you wear them for more than an hour or so.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)

I'm a seven,

and in heels can top 6'. Side on i look like a golf club with boobs.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)

i was 5"5

now i'm 5"3. my mum has shrunk down to 4"11, which worries me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)

Reminds me of the Spike Milligan Hitler my part in his downfall quote:

"Mother was a wonderful little woman and getting smaller all the time"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)

pfff!

fuck it, i'm off to drink schnapps and watch dusk till dawn.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)

'night!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)

night night Smashy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)

BEST BOOKS EVA

No seriously, best books ever. There were about 7 in all, and i loved watching how his style changed.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)

I've got somewhere his "as told by" versions of classic stories

The Black Beauty one is fantastic. There's a poem in there about a horse kicking someone in the balls "Each one swelled up to the size of a marrow/He had to wheel them round in a barrow"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)

I love all his work.

The silly verses, the goon stuff. But his life story, told in his way, is about as good as it gets. You feel like you know him.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)

My dad's got all the biographies

And now you mention it I might borrow them next time I go over

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

haha I used to have that problem but now I have a busdrivers' stomach too

or drivers' airbag as they call it

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)

this is good

real good

edit sorry teef anim on way :)

:(

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

This is one of your best

The pose is really dynamic, looks like you're in mid-turn-and-shoot

And the robot camel is a nice touch ;)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

I like to think i'm getting better

I only started drawing when I gave up singing, so a lot of catching up to do.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)

You are certainly very good at it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

You are very kind,

thank you. I can see a million improvements needed!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)

nice picture

one of these days i'll make a feckin video for you explaining how to cfb

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

And

I'll still get it wrong!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)

lovely, but if you don't mind me asking

and I really mean no badness by this, but why do you always draw yourself?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)

Who else

is mine to draw? Nobody else will stand still long enough Toastie.

EDIT: I did try drawing friends, with mixed results. If/when i get good at it I might try again.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

i thought she was fictional

you must get fed up with that stray hair eh?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)

well,

she IS fairly fictional. I use me for form and colour. I never get round to drawing all the wrinkles in.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)

Not wanting to disrupt your artistic flow,

just interesting especially when you see them all stacked up in your profile :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)

well

you could always draw me to mess it around a bit ;)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)

I wish I had the time

too busy snowed under with unpaid work :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)

I shall seriously

flonce if you don't zombie me within 6 months.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)

there are people who have been waiting years :(

book 3 and 4 have been on hold for several years too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)

Yeah,

But they don't sulk like i do.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)

Because she's hawt?

*fawns*

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)

Is this a real actual drawing then and not a photoshop..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)

The Star Wars thing

is shopped in, although drawn over etc. the rest is drawn, but using Photoshop. so yes and no, and no and yes.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)

yes no maybe can you repeat the question...!! (Song lyrics)...

I get what you mean :-)

I was wondering if it was done on real media, paper, board, pencil, and paint ect..!

Tis very nicely done, and nicely polished.... :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)

LEGGINGS LEGGINGS LEGGINGS.... DO YOU HEAR...!!!! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)

how the FUCK do you know i'm wearing leggings???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)

I'll tell you if you let me know which is the best salad cream?

I'v not found one I prefer more than Heinz

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)

There is nothing better - the only salad cream worth touching is Heinz.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)

I agree... but smashy was saying she'd found better ther other day...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)

SMASH LIES!!!

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Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

i like heinz, but it's a bit too vinegary for me

vita d'or from lidl is like the perfect mix of salad cream and mayonnaise, creamy and tangy without being too much of either.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)

And what can I hear Harry Hill saying?

I shall pick a bottle up when I go past a lidl...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)

even if you don't like it

it's only about 88p and it's quite a big bottle.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)

Thinking about it....

I'v got a mate that only shops at Lidl, refuses point blank to go to any of the big 4 or Aldi..... I'll try it round his house..

Shower time for me ... nighty night...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)

I actually use

photoshop 5.0 Limited Edition. It was given to me at work as a freebe. I thought Limited Edition was like you get in a car, a few fancy features... but no. It means the Edition is Limited. It is like Paint wearing a posh frock.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

Yes I'v seen you say so before, I thought you'd diversified into real medium though..

From what was being said... making me jealous of your skills... powerful jedi you have become ect ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)

so no, it's not a crayon drawing, any more than this is

(this is the crayon brush in the Windows 7 version of Paint, if I recall)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)

Superb SG

I think the prespective is fine looks like the at-at is coming up over a hill - you have the higher ground so you have the advantage ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

I'm very flattered

to be getting praise from what i consider some seriously talented people. Thank you.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)

I'm more 'not-paying-attention-in-class' talented than seriously talented

Oh look a birdie just flew past the window!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)

I'm still grateful

how you lifted 'Starship Trooper'. When I get the time, i'll be back for more...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)

Anything you need I'll see what I can do just send me a gaz.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)

Rules are rules:

for the record. Sing along. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5Vtjss2UY

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)

What she said x2 :)

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)

Hello you.

do some bloody work.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 1:12, archived)

Really very good, despite STAR WARS!!!

One of your best, Tory Girl ;p

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4Q just lurking, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)

Gun seems unneccesary given how tiny the AT-AT is

You could just stomp on it with your heels.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)

Insert Father Ted Quote here

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)

"A PAIR OF FECKING WOMEN'S KNICKERS"

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)

sexeh

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)

Vnice:)

(herman:D, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)