Haha, you're way ahead of me
of course the presence of motor vehicles on the road absolves the cyclist of any responsibility towards pedestrians or other road users
if it's a white van, I believe you're allowed to run down two toddlers and a cat
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:37,
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You are also permitted to stop in the middle of the road to load/unload regardless of any traffic issues you may cause
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44,
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