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# Since acquiring a bike, I thought I'd better brush up on cycling proficiency
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Cannon directly into the pram, hurling abuse at the baby within it for being in your way.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# It's not always as easy as you'd think
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# im seeing a slight goatse hand configuration on those traffic light LED's
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# gah!
unsee!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# You spend way too much time on the internet aicmfp
me too.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# are barryheadwound having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Just a tad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Are the department of transport having a joke....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha, oh my god, I really can see that.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# They should make it the new rorschash test
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I usually can't abide "ooh looks like goatse" comments
about anything that involves a circle, but you really have spotted a hidden goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Someone somewhere is wetting himself laughing every time he sees a red light :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# 4. lodge self under white van.
5.
6. profit
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# O - Swear at the white van for having the audacity to be on the road, then mount the pavement to avoid the crossing because the highway code does not apply to you
edit: aww damn-it - looks like that was almost covered in the lights post above :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Haha, you're way ahead of me
of course the presence of motor vehicles on the road absolves the cyclist of any responsibility towards pedestrians or other road users

if it's a white van, I believe you're allowed to run down two toddlers and a cat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You are also permitted to stop in the middle of the road to load/unload regardless of any traffic issues you may cause
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Whilst...
maintaining a strong air of moral superiority for saving the planet single handedly.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# we should all bow down an worship them for their sacrifice!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# free glass of wine and croissant with every bike sold
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# You may enjoy this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s0XsulDXtk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Ha!
I like the 'Mine is red' line, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# All the cyclists where I live have already been on this course...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Round here too
I was riding my bike the other day and stopped at a zebra crossing to let the pedestrians across - the looks of astonishment on their faces!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Haha.. I can imagine..
If you stop for them you are meant to swear and hurl abuse at them..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# That's the abbey road crossroads
Needs more quo
(Lurchio, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# well spotted :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Kill everybody is a 1/2mile radius and blame it on a busdriver
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)