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# Hey, what the heck.
Making mad noises is far more fun than practicing to become a musician.

*joins the invisable man's mad noises group*
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# You and me each side of the stage....
Just making mad noise for ten minutes.....

Then we run into the middle and have a sword fight using our guitar necks as mighty claymores, everything turned upto eleven...

Bass player stood at the side of the stage hitting his untuned open E string with a hammer..... while sawing at his G with a hack saw...

Now that'd be music...!!!

I'm off to the shop....

I want us signed up with EMI by the time I get back...!!
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# That is some damn sexy imagery there
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# They're not returning my calls.
Small wonder, really, since my last publicity stunt backfired spectacularly and ended up with my contact's son being killed by a polar bear, and several of his pals being maimed.
I hope to get IP rights for the voicemail messages, at least...
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)