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# WOW!
and FUCK!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:05, archived)
# DIAGNOISIS SHIT IN YOUR COCKS
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:11, archived)
# House needs to lay off the pills
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Godammit funny you should say that
I got my last Vicodin sitting in the bottle here. Debating whether to do it now or not... it's not as if one on its own tomorrow is really going to do any good, but it's probably a bit too soon after all the others I've done today to do another one. IT SUCKS BEING DR HOUSE
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:08, archived)
# Heroin is freely available and reasonably priced
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:10, archived)
# See, this is what I told them at the pharmacy
and they got all fucking weird with me.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:22, archived)
# That's a good strategy
If you ask for heroin and they get a bit unsettled, it will seem normal when you ask for oxycontin. Kind of like if you want to sell raffle tickets you start with an unreasonable price and then a good price for 3 - "They're $7 each or 3 for $15"

Negotiation is fun
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)
# Do you have any raffle tickets left?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:15, archived)
# Yeah, I'll do you a good price mate
They're usually $12 but I've only got two left so I'll give them to you for $20.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:17, archived)
# so how much was it for the heroin again?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Yeah you've fucked that right up
the next move was to ask for oxycontin
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:32, archived)
# $40/gram
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)
# One follows the other.
In his case.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:20, archived)
# PLZ
CUM TRU TU MY OFFIS
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:20, archived)
# WTF IS THIS SHIT
THAT'S NOT MATLOCK
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:16, archived)
# who'd win in a fight?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:39, archived)
# HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL DETECTIVE
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:20, archived)
# LIES
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:32, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:14, archived)