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# I'd watch this.
It looks a lot better than those sappy kids' programmes where the dog is not only allowed to live, but is also treated as some kind of heroic figure.
/spot the bloke traumatised by dogs as a toddler
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# games include
Plankwank: try to fill up the container with the most amount of blood and semen by beating sammy over the cock with a 2x4

Sickskiing: skiing down an obstacle course laden with sammy's sick

sickfuck: team captains tries to make a member of the opposite team cry by shouting "sickfuck" over and over.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# plankwank is worth a 'shop of its own!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# It's got legs!
(Well, it's still got three legs. Hope it's not a long series)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# I still am
never look 'em in the eye
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)