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[challenge entry] i win

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# I'd watch this.
It looks a lot better than those sappy kids' programmes where the dog is not only allowed to live, but is also treated as some kind of heroic figure.
/spot the bloke traumatised by dogs as a toddler
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# games include
Plankwank: try to fill up the container with the most amount of blood and semen by beating sammy over the cock with a 2x4

Sickskiing: skiing down an obstacle course laden with sammy's sick

sickfuck: team captains tries to make a member of the opposite team cry by shouting "sickfuck" over and over.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# plankwank is worth a 'shop of its own!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# It's got legs!
(Well, it's still got three legs. Hope it's not a long series)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# I still am
never look 'em in the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# aaaahhhahhahhhahhh
 
ENDORSED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Hahaha I'm afraid that's the wrong answer Sally... that's means it's time for
DID ALL SICK ON YOUR HEAD AND THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
# if the wolf was being sick on Holly Willoughby
and she was caressing the viscous green secretion into her breasts - THEN i would watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# or sexing her
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Holly Willoughbooby
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# should brighten up any Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# ha
:D

evenin'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# A Christmas favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 0:56, archived)
# THIS AM SICK
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 3:30, archived)