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# i'm very domestic
and rather gassy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# then you will relate to this
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# heheheheh
who told you i haven't had sex for a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# just goin' by what I heard on b3ta
that when you fart it sounds like a commercial for the Japanese auto industry :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# sounds more like a rather forlorn elk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# ah then--nothing as robust as one would expect for your size
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# my size has greatly reduced
as has the resonance of my pantsongs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ah, actually my focus wasn't on your size (congrats, nonetheless)
but I've always been amazed that such a huge creature as a bull elk can muster only an unimpressive squeal. I think they're gay
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# that might explain their decline in numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)