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# well, that's put me off cumberland sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# it's always about eating, isn't it :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# or sex
and no, i wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# sex--hmm
*googles cumberland sausage*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I'd imagine you'd need a spiral vagina like a duck in order to make the most of a cumberland.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Just learned something about ducks
thanx!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I can't believe that for a Minute
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# i can't eat sausages anyway
so it's no great loss.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# This I find deeply disturbing....
Is it because of your singed hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# no, because of my tiny tum.
no sausages, bacon, pasta, rice, potatoes or white bread. i can only eat very small amounts of chocolate, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# How peculiar.
Because of my enormous dad, I can only eat large office buildings and tracts of expensive, complex subterrenean infrastructure.
And still the prawn toast tumbles out of my nose, willy-nilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# you are godzuki
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
#
*coughs a tiny cloud*

*and yet denies*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)