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# I think I've been told once.
But it was probably filed under 'superfluous information' as I can both speak English and have the ability to type.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# all da cool kidz r usin it u no lol
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Headwound, over here now.
*smacks across the back of the hands with wooden ruler*

We'll have none of that godless txtspk around here, mark you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# It's a fair cop...
I saw some graffiti under a bridge in Wigan the other week - "KEZ 4GIVE ME"

I think we can all agree that nothing says 'sorry for sleeping with your friends behind your back' quite like a barely-literate scrawl on a wall...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
# "M KHAN IS BENT"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# perhaps it was about someone's pet falcon?
who'd been sleeping with your friends...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Well, it certainly beats a long considered and elegantly constructed piece of blank verse, calligraphed on velum and
lovingly bound in the finest handcrafted calf-skin, and delivered by a footman on a salver to the very doorstep of the slighted person concerned.

*bzzzz*

Oh, sorry, I'm just hearing that's *not* the case. My apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)