Isn't he an alien though?
Perhaps that's what all space-gays are like. ET and Close Encounters were allegedly Spielberg funded by the CIA to prepare us for first contact.
Torchwood is Russell T Davies funded by Heat magazine to prepare us for space-gays.
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:16,
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hahahahahah; damn you, I just spat my water over my keyboard
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:43,
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